Dear world, Please, whatever you do, do not get seriously ill in Japan. Should you realize one day that you are not feeling quite up to par, you will not receive any real help from the doctors here in Japan. They will either tell you that you are not ill at all, or that you are deathly ill. I say this from personal experience as well as many, many stories from friends. So on Wednesday, I woke up feeling like a train had just run itself right through my body. Overnight I had suddenly developed a pounding headache, constant chills that I could feel down to my bone marrow, aches in every muscle, joint, and bone, a cough that refused to stop once it got rolling, a sore throat, the strength of a dead snail, and the sensation that an ogre was taking tap dance lessons on my chest. So Thursday, when this persisted, I headed over to the clinic. The doctor then did their usual checkup-y routine on me, and did some chit-chattering. Then she pulled out a ...